Taff Attack

Daren · Post by **Daren** » April 5th, 2006, 1:31 pm

Marie, I've stuck up a rudimentary leaderboard for the CTC that combines the points for each qualifying boat and presents a table.

http://www.c2ctc.com/team_leaderboard.php

I just knocked it up quickly just now, so it may be buggy. If you disagree with what it says, let me know why and I'll check it out. I haven't spent a lot of time verifying that it's correct... =)

mrs T · Post by **mrs T** » April 5th, 2006, 2:18 pm

Marie wrote:
niall wrote:
then take a long, hard look at Taff Attack!
Niall,

What is the recommended length of time to look at that photo of you?

And how hard do we look ??

niall · Post by **niall** » April 5th, 2006, 2:24 pm

mrs T wrote:
Marie wrote:
niall wrote:
then take a long, hard look at Taff Attack!
Niall,

What is the recommended length of time to look at that photo of you?
And how hard do we look ??

You don't need to look too long, there's blemishes-a-plenty so for my own vanity, just a quick glance would be fine.

Citroen · Post by **Citroen** » April 5th, 2006, 2:31 pm

niall wrote:
Marie wrote:
niall wrote:
then take a long, hard look at Taff Attack!
Niall,

What is the recommended length of time to look at that photo of you?
You can take as long as youlike love, it's never gonna turn into Brad Pitt!

Here's a Taff member who is a little easier on the eyes.

Krysta Coleman · Post by **Krysta Coleman** » April 5th, 2006, 2:49 pm

Oh no, I thought those photos died with the old forum!

I think Niall fills out the TA AIO a lot better than me and I think all the Taffettes on here will agree that! Y'know he's sporting a six-pack under there, eh?

- Krysta

wilko51 · Post by **wilko51** » April 5th, 2006, 2:54 pm

Set a new 5k PB today 19m 6.2s. Improvement of 12s on previous time.

Bottled the <19M time which was on at 3k...too much self pity

Now for a new 2K and 10K PB

niall · Post by **niall** » April 5th, 2006, 2:59 pm

Krysta Coleman wrote:Oh no, I thought those photos died with the old forum!

C'mon Krysta, you know all us guys have got you pinned up on our walls (can I say that without it sounding rude

)

No chance those photos are ever gonna get lost

mrs T · Post by **mrs T** » April 5th, 2006, 3:06 pm

Krysta Coleman wrote:Oh no, I thought those photos died with the old forum!

I think Niall fills out the TA AIO a lot better than me and I think all the Taffettes on here will agree that! Y'know he's sporting a six-pack under there, eh?

- Krysta

Couldn't possibly comment, not whilst Phil is reading this in Belgium!

And I thought at this rate it was going to develop into "miss Taff Attack" and "mr Taff Attack" pageant as next months challenge!!!

Helen

niall · Post by **niall** » April 5th, 2006, 3:09 pm

mrs T wrote:
Couldn't possibly comment, not whilst Phil is reading this in Belgium!

mrs T wrote: And I thought at this rate it was going to develop into "miss Taff Attack" and "mr Taff Attack" pageant as next months challenge!!!

Helen

There can only be one Mr Taff Attack and Miss Taff Attack and that's our very own Mr and Mrs T!! The Posh and Becks of Taff Attack

Daren · Post by **Daren** » April 5th, 2006, 3:11 pm

niall wrote:Mr and Mrs T!! The Posh and Becks of Taff Attack

Is there any need to be quite so insulting?!

Actually, I have a lot of time for Posh, but Becks is a dippy tit and a half.

mrs T · Post by **mrs T** » April 5th, 2006, 3:15 pm

Daren wrote:
niall wrote:Mr and Mrs T!! The Posh and Becks of Taff Attack
Is there any need to be quite so insulting?!

Actually, I have a lot of time for Posh, but Becks is a dippy tit and a half.

Enough said

Helen

niall · Post by **niall** » April 5th, 2006, 3:16 pm

Daren wrote:
niall wrote:Mr and Mrs T!! The Posh and Becks of Taff Attack
Is there any need to be quite so insulting?!

Actually, I have a lot of time for Posh, but Becks is a dippy tit and a half.

Maybe I should have kept the Welsh theme and said they were the Church and Henson of Taff Attack!

mrs T · Post by **mrs T** » April 5th, 2006, 3:18 pm

mrs T wrote:
Daren wrote:
niall wrote:Mr and Mrs T!! The Posh and Becks of Taff Attack
Is there any need to be quite so insulting?!

Actually, I have a lot of time for Posh, but Becks is a dippy tit and a half.
Enough said
Helen

Only Joking!
I'm not sure that either of them row though!!!

Daren · Post by **Daren** » April 5th, 2006, 3:30 pm

I'm looking forward to the day that I reckon I've lost enough weight, and the time is right to get my Taff Attack AIO. Seeing as I'm the UK's Sexiest Gamer...

Well, OK, technically I'm not. But technically, I have a claim. I shall explain.

In 2003, GamerTV held a competition to find the UK's sexiest gamer. It was done "AmIHotOrNot" style, with gamers submitting pictures of themselves, and other people rating them. After a while, the top N were putinto a new round of voting. I made that cut.

In December, the top 5 males and top 5 females went to London for a final. I made that cut, too. In the end, I didn't win. I did get to chat to some lanky TV presenter, though, called Vernon Kay.

So, why do I lay claim to the title? Well, the winner of the UK's Sexiest Gamer title was a stunt man called Sid. Trouble is, Sid was Swedish. Probably still is. So, for that reason, I've disqualified him as ineligible. Although it was 2003, GamerTV didn't repeat the competition, so no one else has come along to take the title, and that's why I reckon I have a valid claim to the title of UK's Sexiest Gamer.

Here's a picture of my trophy. I bet you want to see the picture I submitted, too, don't you? Alrighty!

mrs T · Post by **mrs T** » April 5th, 2006, 3:39 pm

Daren wrote:I'm looking forward to the day that I reckon I've lost enough weight, and the time is right to get my Taff Attack AIO. Seeing as I'm the UK's Sexiest Gamer...

Well, OK, technically I'm not. But technically, I have a claim. I shall explain.

In 2003, GamerTV held a competition to find the UK's sexiest gamer. It was done "AmIHotOrNot" style, with gamers submitting pictures of themselves, and other people rating them. After a while, the top N were putinto a new round of voting. I made that cut.

In December, the top 5 males and top 5 females went to London for a final. I made that cut, too. In the end, I didn't win. I did get to chat to some lanky TV presenter, though, called Vernon Kay.

So, why do I lay claim to the title? Well, the winner of the UK's Sexiest Gamer title was a stunt man called Sid. Trouble is, Sid was Swedish. Probably still is. So, for that reason, I've disqualified him as ineligible. Although it was 2003, GamerTV didn't repeat the competition, so no one else has come along to take the title, and that's why I reckon I have a valid claim to the title of UK's Sexiest Gamer.

Here's a picture of my trophy. I bet you want to see the picture I submitted, too, don't you? Alrighty!

And I thought I had joined an erging team, clearly not!
Helen