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[old] TomR/the elder
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Post by [old] TomR/the elder » November 21st, 2005, 7:06 pm

Is your life empty?<br /><br />You don't have teenage children and as a result you life lacks pointless daily arguments. The Forum helps, but you've become tired of certain fruitless and repetitive exchanges? How about a special thread devoted entirely to topics worthy of adolescents?<br /><br />Topics to consider:<br /><br />Should C2 consider one's performance on the Ab Lounger when selecting IRT members?<br /><br />Do herbal remedies improve your PATT percentage, or are they the cause of it?<br /><br />Is Sir Pirate really a buccaneer or simply the last remnant of the British navy? <br /><br />Do you need a teenage child to have routine arguments of dizzying logic, or is a spouse sufficient? <br /><br />Tom<br /><br /><br /><br />

[old] kjgress
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Post by [old] kjgress » November 21st, 2005, 7:25 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-TomR/the elder+Nov 21 2005, 06:06 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(TomR/the elder @ Nov 21 2005, 06:06 PM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin--><br /><br />Do you need a teenage child to have routine arguments of dizzying logic, or is a spouse sufficient? <br /><br />Tom <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br />Actually I do have a teenage daughter and tracking some of the above-mentioned posts keeps my skills sharp

[old] Coach Gus
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Post by [old] Coach Gus » November 21st, 2005, 9:30 pm

The skills necessary to participate in these forum arguments are more akin to the elementary school age, i.e. "Did not." "Did too." "Did not!" "Did too!" <b>"Did not!" "Did too!" </b><i><b>Did not!" "Did too!" </b></i> <u><i><b>"Did Not!" "Did too!" </b></i></u> <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><i><b>"DID NOT!!!!!!" SO THERE. I TOLD YOU SO!</i></b></span> "Did not."

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Post by [old] mpukita » November 21st, 2005, 9:42 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Coach Gus+Nov 21 2005, 09:30 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(Coach Gus @ Nov 21 2005, 09:30 PM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The skills necessary to participate in these forum arguments are more akin to the elementary school age, i.e.  "Did not."  "Did too."  "Did not!" "Did too!" <b>"Did not!"  "Did too!" </b><i><b>Did not!" "Did too!" </b></i> <u><i><b>"Did Not!" "Did too!"  </b></i></u> <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><i><b>"DID NOT!!!!!!" SO THERE. I TOLD YOU SO!</i></b></span> "Did not." <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br /><br />I know you are, but what am I?

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Post by [old] bmoore » November 21st, 2005, 9:45 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Coach Gus+Nov 21 2005, 09:30 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(Coach Gus @ Nov 21 2005, 09:30 PM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The skills necessary to participate in these forum arguments are more akin to the elementary school age, i.e.  "Did not."  "Did too."  "Did not!" "Did too!" <b>"Did not!"  "Did too!" </b><i><b>Did not!" "Did too!" </b></i> <u><i><b>"Did Not!" "Did too!"  </b></i></u> <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><i><b>"DID NOT!!!!!!" SO THERE. I TOLD YOU SO!</i></b></span> "Did not." <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br />I'd have to vote for a similarity with my 2 & 4 year old. They work themselves into a frenzy, and then someone gets bit. Then they both get put in the corner. And then one of them is so upset she throws up. Then the other needs a diaper changed... IT NEVER ENDS!!!! AHHHHHHHHH. That's why I row, to escape the madness.

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Post by [old] SlugButt » November 21st, 2005, 10:11 pm

"They work themselves into a frenzy, and then someone gets bit. Then they both get put in the corner. And then one of them is so upset she throws up. Then the other needs a diaper changed... IT NEVER ENDS!!!! AHHHHHHHHH."<br /><br /><br />Sheesh - it sounds like Congress!<br />

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Post by [old] FrancoisA » November 21st, 2005, 10:42 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-bmoore+Nov 22 2005, 01:45 AM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(bmoore @ Nov 22 2005, 01:45 AM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'd have to vote for a similarity with my 2 & 4 year old.  They work themselves into a frenzy, and then someone gets bit.  Then they both get put in the corner.  And then one of them is so upset she throws up.  Then the other needs a diaper changed...  IT NEVER ENDS!!!!  AHHHHHHHHH.  That's why I row, to escape the madness. <br /> </td></tr></table><br />I would like to sound encouraging Bill, but to be honest, it is not going to be better any time soon!<br />I have three teenagers, 16 years old twins and a 15 years old daughter, and it is h***. Some days, I wish there was a reset button, or a delete key, that I could press to go back in time! When they were all in diapers, it was a piece of cake in comparison.

[old] Hal Morgan
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Post by [old] Hal Morgan » November 22nd, 2005, 10:33 am

herbal ab loungers with protien shakes have helped reach a new PB!<br />

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Post by [old] Porkchop » November 22nd, 2005, 7:50 pm

Threads like the "discussion" that engendered this one have provided me with whole -- er -- minutes of entertainment. I used to have three teenagers, but one turned twenty, and now she knows even more than she did as a teenager.

[old] Godfried
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Post by [old] Godfried » November 26th, 2005, 4:52 pm

Any stroke you can strike

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Post by [old] Godfried » November 26th, 2005, 4:53 pm

I can strike better

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Post by [old] Godfried » November 26th, 2005, 4:53 pm

I can strike any stroke

[old] Godfried
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Post by [old] Godfried » November 26th, 2005, 4:54 pm

Better than you

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Post by [old] Godfried » November 26th, 2005, 4:55 pm

No, you can't. <br />Yes, I can. No, you can't.<br />Yes, I can. No, you can't.<br />Yes, I can,<br />Yes, I can!

[old] Godfried
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Post by [old] Godfried » November 26th, 2005, 4:57 pm

No, you can't. <br />Yes, I can. No, you can't.<br />Yes, I can. No, you can't.<br />Yes, I can,<br />Yes, I can!

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