So, let that be a lesson to you all!! Don't skip your stretches. I'm hella bad about mine.
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(Yes, I did stretch after my row today!)
LOL!! I love it!!Quatroux wrote:Some of the boys at the gym got my mind right on a few rowing facts. It is time for the rowing community to get with the times. Stretching is crap! I haven't stretched in over a year of rowing. I'm 3" shorter than before, but I look tight!
Always row before and after you lift weights. Rowing alone is not exercise. That's why old people can sit on a rower for hours and all they get is older.
I recommend rowing with the damper setting as high as possible, being early with your back and arms (speed, speed, speed), and rushing that slide (more speed). You can shave a lot of time off your stroke if you engage your arms, back, and legs at the same time. You also want your drive and recovery to be a 1:1 ratio or faster. Be intense! Speed up that recovery and you'll thank me for having the fastest rowing stroke in the gym. You'll know you are doing it right if you have to move the handle up to miss your knees.
Your back, hip flexors, and most of the connective tissue in your body will rebel. Rest assured that this is normal. Be safe. You have to know the proper technique for every exercise you do. That's why it is important to know which body parts should hurt after an exercise. If you row like me, it will ALL hurt. You'll look tight! Oh, so intensely tight!
Quatroux wrote:Some of the boys at the gym got my mind right on a few rowing facts. It is time for the rowing community to get with the times. Stretching is crap! I haven't stretched in over a year of rowing. I'm 3" shorter than before, but I look tight!
Always row before and after you lift weights. Rowing alone is not exercise. That's why old people can sit on a rower for hours and all they get is older.
I recommend rowing with the damper setting as high as possible, being early with your back and arms (speed, speed, speed), and rushing that slide (more speed). You can shave a lot of time off your stroke if you engage your arms, back, and legs at the same time. You also want your drive and recovery to be a 1:1 ratio or faster. Be intense! Speed up that recovery and you'll thank me for having the fastest rowing stroke in the gym. You'll know you are doing it right if you have to move the handle up to miss your knees.
Your back, hip flexors, and most of the connective tissue in your body will rebel. Rest assured that this is normal. Be safe. You have to know the proper technique for every exercise you do. That's why it is important to know which body parts should hurt after an exercise. If you row like me, it will ALL hurt. You'll look tight! Oh, so intensely tight!
I'm glad you've started listening to the REAL experts! I realized how wise these gym rats were when I heard from them the amazing size fishes they'd caught, the golf shots they'd made, and the staggering weights they'd lifted... in other gyms. I knew they must be telling the truth, because why would they lie? And right there, in a gym locker room, I learned from those pundits two of the most important lessons of life: What women REALLY want, and how they should be treated!Quatroux wrote:Some of the boys at the gym got my mind right on a few rowing facts. It is time for the rowing community to get with the times. Stretching is crap! I haven't stretched in over a year of rowing. I'm 3" shorter than before, but I look tight!
Always row before and after you lift weights. Rowing alone is not exercise. That's why old people can sit on a rower for hours and all they get is older.
I recommend rowing with the damper setting as high as possible, being early with your back and arms (speed, speed, speed), and rushing that slide (more speed). You can shave a lot of time off your stroke if you engage your arms, back, and legs at the same time. You also want your drive and recovery to be a 1:1 ratio or faster. Be intense! Speed up that recovery and you'll thank me for having the fastest rowing stroke in the gym. You'll know you are doing it right if you have to move the handle up to miss your knees.
Your back, hip flexors, and most of the connective tissue in your body will rebel. Rest assured that this is normal. Be safe. You have to know the proper technique for every exercise you do. That's why it is important to know which body parts should hurt after an exercise. If you row like me, it will ALL hurt. You'll look tight! Oh, so intensely tight!
Izzzmeister wrote:If you follow their advice for treating women, you'll know you're doing it right, because it will ALL hurt, AND you'll find yourself with lots of spare time to row!
While the guys at the gym are usually just below New York City taxi drivers atop the knowledge totem pole, they may have backed into something on this one.Quatroux wrote:Some of the boys at the gym got my mind right on a few rowing facts. It is time for the rowing community to get with the times. Stretching is crap! I haven't stretched in over a year of rowing. I'm 3" shorter than before, but I look tight!...
damselfly wrote:I'm easily distracted by things right aft-- SQUIRREL!!!
Great story.Quatroux wrote:This row was for the hard working, beer sweating men of America.