TimbukTOO Team Room

[Izzzmeister]

Actually in a genetic fairness kind of way, we should recruit the female equivalent-equal rights and all

We are. Her stripper name is Sparkle (for those who like stripping furniture with non-reuseable towels).

[Izzzmeister]

...OK, Smitty, how about recruiting Annie Thorisdottir, CrossFit champion? I think she could open up a can o' whoop-ass on Mr. Brawny, even! Or, ahem, clean the floor with him...

People used to make fun of her last name, but have inexplicably stopped...

My dream gal - a woman that can carry me over the threshold!

[Izzzmeister]

NOTE: Your fearless Captain is proud to say that he wasn‘t the least bit scared on All Hallows Eve! And so, he will soon come out from under his bed and take his rightful place at the helm! (And no, that's not a mask - that‘s my face!)
All hands on deck, unless my eyes are playing tricks on me! 10 of 45 members (22%) scared up 94,580 total meters Moon-day!

Milestones: Marius S spooked 300K!
Approaching milestones: David goblin up meters to hit 3M (-21,007m), Matthew haunted by the number 1 million (-8,542m), Fred (-11,936m), Jamie (-15,254m) & Jeff (-16,000m) getting egged on to 600K, Andy gravely viewing 500K (-14,896m), Cindy’s (-11,391m) chance at 450K not dead, James zooming towards 150K (-24,442m) like a bat out of hell!


Posted Meters:
David W - 22,136
Marius S - 12,000 Long…
Jeff S - 11,000 Soon to be one Tough Mudder!
Lisa H - 10,755 A mountain peak-a-BOO without the ICU…
Andrew A - 9,647

Elisa H - 8,014
Adam M - 7,000
Jamie B - 5,000
Kevin K - 5,000 Hey no breaks around here! (Except for me, that is…)
James C - 4,028 Nice!
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[Izzzmeister]

NOTE: Your fearless Captain, always seeking new Vistas, upgraded to the "System of the 7 Windows", and has been slaying fire-breathing sea serpents along the treacherous Hard Drive the past two days!
All hands on deck, de-fragmenting our smashed hull! 9 of 45 members (20%) logged 105,218 total meters Tuesday!

Milestones: David W hit 3 MILLION, & Matthew R hit 1 MILLION! Major woots!
Approaching milestones: Jamie (-10,254m), Fred (-11,936m) & Jeff (-16,000m) racing to 600K, Andy very near 500K (-3,343m), Cindy’s (-11,391m) chance at 450K not dead, James nearing 150K (-24,442m) while Mark S nears 50K (-631m)!

Posted Meters:
David W - 28,071 Season just ½ over!
Mark E - 20,748 Big!
John S - 13,539
Andy I - 11,553
Matthew R - 9,774

Elisa H - 8,610
Kevin K - 5,468
Jamie B - 5,000
Mark S - 2,455 Welcome back to the boat!

[Izzzmeister]

NOTE: Your fearless Captain now enjoys getting fresh sea air wafting through those 7 Windows - but only after many harrowing adventures, a tale he shall surely tell, perhaps embellish…
All hands on deck, realizing that unless you‘re Captain, it‘s not nice to steer! 12 of 45 members (27%) logged 119,240 total meters Wednesday!

Milestones: Andy I reached a HALF MILLION, & Cindy R hit 450K!
Approaching milestones: John leaps towards 1.8M (-30,004m), Mark E striking for 1.5M (-23,504m), Jamie (-10,254m), Fred (-11,936m) & Jeff (-16,000m) racing to 600K, James nearing 150K (-24,442m) while Mark S nears 50K (-631m)!

Posted Meters:
David W - 21,257
John S - 13,789
Cindy R - 12,173 Sweet!
Joseph W - 11,111 Number one!

Mark E - 10,016
Andrew A - 9,648 Good distance!
Matthew R - 9,555 Working on 2nd million…
Chris H - 8,000

Adam M - 8,000
Kevin K - 6,000
Kathy B - 5,081 Stick with it!
Andy I - 4,610

[Kathy B]

Hey Captain!

Thanks for the encouragement! The storm in Massachusetts took our power! Even the gym's power! On top of that, I'm buying a condo in another town and hope to close in move in a month or so! Not to worry, I'll find a gym with a boat! Not giving up that easy!

Kathy B

PS....will be looking forward to the Crash B's. did it a couple of years ago and was very proud that I finished and not last!

[The Blacksmith]

And there I was thinking you were smoking ganja through your hookah, contemplating your navel and trying to figure out which way the wind was blowing My most abject apologies Cap'n Forty lashes with a wet noodle for all .

[damselfly]

Milestones: David W hit 3 MILLION, & Matthew R hit 1 MILLION! Major woots!

Major Woots? I think my cousin served under him in 'Nam.

Congratulations to my awesome teammates!!! Butt-kickin' rowin' goin' down on this-here team...

[Izzzmeister]

And there I was thinking you were smoking ganja through your hookah, contemplating your navel and trying to figure out which way the wind was blowing My most abject apologies Cap'n Forty lashes with a wet noodle for all .

Once the Captain thought to rebuke a
Smith who thought he was puffing his hookah.
Though not quite enamored,
Didn’t wish to get hammered.
So Cap said, “We can overlook, ah?”

[The Blacksmith]

Such a wise and wonderful Capn, Maybe he's related to Major Woots (and a pretty good poet also). If he starts after the Great White Whale I might be persuaded to make his harpoon

[damselfly]

Once the Captain thought to rebuke a
Smith who thought he was puffing his hookah.
Though not quite enamored,
Didn’t wish to get hammered.
So Cap said, “We can overlook, ah?”

[Izzzmeister]

Once the Captain thought to rebuke a
Smith who thought he was puffing his hookah.
Though not quite enamored,
Didn’t wish to get hammered.
So Cap said, “We can overlook, ah?”

The Captain's limerick, I clearly surmise,
Caught the Damselfly quite by surprise.
Previously scaled one height,
Now she read a poem so bright,
Must decide: Take a peak - or cover her eyes!

[Izzzmeister]

Major Woots? I think my cousin served under him in 'Nam.

Actually, it was a TV miniseries about the bringing of adult slaves with speech impediments to America.

[Izzzmeister]

NOTE: Having braved the Sea of Attle to find the one called “Mike who Rows Soft”, and having captured the 7 Windows in the Dell, our fearless captain will now try to join the Net Explorers Nine…
All hands on deck, all in a row! 9 of 45 members (20%) logged 130,060 total meters Thursday!
Milestones: Sheryl M reached 50K!
Approaching milestones: John almost to 1.8M (-8,308m), Mark E striking for 1.5M (-23,504m), Jamie (-10,254m), Fred (-11,936m) & Jeff (-16,000m) racing to 600K, Elisa in view of 500K (-16,913m), Kevin counting on 400K (-23,458m), James nearing 150K (-24,442m), Sheryl upgrading to 75K (-8,630m) while Mark S nears 50K (-631m)!

Posted Meters:
Yisroel H - 25,000 Another long & steady…
David W - 22,312
John S - 21,696 Nice distance!
Sheryl M - 21,097 A half marathon? After 3 weeks off?!
Elisa H - 13,030 Nice!

Matthew R - 7,500
Kevin K - 7,153 Long row for this week!
Joseph W - 6,666 Having a devil of a time figuring out this number…
Andy I - 5,606

[damselfly]

All hands on deck, groaning under the weight of the Cap'n's masterful puns and rhymes!! 10 of 45 members (22%) logged 110,750 total meters Friday...

No milestones today, but on the horizon we have David steaming towards 3.1M (-26,637m), Smitty steeling himself for 1.5M (-9,471m), Adam is a couple away from 800K (-23,160m), and Kevin coming up on 400K (-16,458m). Row on, men of TimBukTOO!

Posted Meters:
David W - 22,730 A model rower!
Mark E - 14,033 Forging onward with a bellow...
Glenn Y - 11,602 Back from a break?
Andy I - 11,529 Killer row!
Adam M - 10,500 Good numbers...
Andrew A - 10,095 Great 10k+
Chris H - 10,000 Should have some real snow to work with soon...
Kevin K - 7,000 5 in a row!
Gary G - 6,998 Back from a short hiatus...
Cindy R - 6,263 Kids are letting her get her meters in!