.... funniest parts in
blue
El KaBong wrote:
I don't have any problem with the physical side of rowing OTW.
I don't find it any harder than erging, which I have done, oh, I don't know, for about 70 million meters now over the last decade.
I would have made it to the end of the course yesterday just fine (blah, blah, blah)(with one hand tied behind my back)
Happy with that.
I've an idea: A "boo-boo strip" for your ego: It will resurrect your public image so you don't remain looking like a stuntman for
Lethal Weapon X
#1 GET AHOLD OF A TIMER THAT HAS ALL THE ELEGANT FUNCTIONS:
- intermediate splits, rate, distance, strokes taken, timer, recall-able, download-able, reli-able
- learn how to use it
#2 GET BACK IN THE BOAT AND ROW A HEAD RACE TYPE DISTANCE WHERE YOU WON'T HIT ANYBODY
(perhaps you can get the Great Salt Flats in Utah flooded for the occasion?) Please post warning notices to alert unsuspecting passers-by
#3 REPORT ALL THE DATA WITH PHOTO VERIFICATION
(since you are literally rich: why not buy the SpeedCoach XL?... it does these things... or borrow one)
Then we'll see whether you maintain 2:05 pace for 5k or not.. in that battering ram of yours...
What do you think?
After that you can lobby for an "unguided missile" division at the HOCR.
Good luck
Truth of the matter though is that you've already intimated that you've not rowed even one non-stop 5k as part of the prodigious number of k's you've claimed to have sculled.
IOW: in the vernacular:... you're a "piker"
And as for not having "any problem with the physical side of rowing OTW".... We know
you don't, but what about those kids in the eight?