ranger wrote:Everything is going off according to plan so far.
Got up, drank a little coffee, warmed up on the erg, and made weight.
So I am off to Cincinnati.
As his Caddy drifted down the road, our innovative and perpetually youthful bard of the erg thought about his race plan.
"Everyt'ing is going off to plan so far", he thought to himself. But I did just row for two hours on the erg to bring my
self down to weight." He consulted his race plan over coffee, an excellent diuretic.
"#1 muscle grease √
.#2 DLS √
.#3 ego √√
.#4 hard sharpening ?
.#5 enough time to make it to venue (hmmm)
.#6 190 max heart rate
☃ "
The list went on and on. He hoped that this was the day that the rowing world would finally see, finally comprehend, appreciate, value, salute, kowtow to, his brilliance: his stupendous contribution to
training das Ergo. He saw lights, brightest in the heavens, shining on his name, on top of a list.
"Monsieur Curéton, Chevalier du Table Rond, avec ses amis:
Zatopek, Spracklen, Ebbensen"
"Boy does that have a nice ring to it! he mused.
Now about that time, 6:28.............................................................................................................................."
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