Sample Diet Plan?

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Re: Sample Diet Plan?

Post by Quatroux » May 6th, 2014, 4:29 pm

Bob S. wrote:I just lost 8 pounds last night, with no exercise and no diet plan. I was just following my special "High Desert Weight Loss Plan" which guarantees a loss of 4 to 8 pounds a night - every night. Anyone out there, with marketing skills, that can help me promote the sale of this miracle plan? The only catch is that the weekly weight gain/loss is zero, but, what the heck, no plan is perfect. Well, another catch is that there are a number of interruptions of sleep, but seeing the result on the scale in the morning is worth it. (Don't tell anyone, but the secret is drinking a lot of water during the day.) In any case, with the right promotion, it aught to make a bundle.

Bob S.
I'd invest as long as I get my money out first. I'm thinking a line of infomercials first followed by a book and then a DVD series.
-Andy
PaceBoat lurched ahead unforgivingly, mocking his efforts.

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