That is indeed the output of the Ranger-speak Translator, however BB may not have seen the line below that one; to wit:bellboy wrote:Byron Drachman wrote:Nav, Dougie, Leadville, Mike, anybody else fluent in Ranger-speak or else with a Ranger-speak translator, can you please help us out with a translation?Ranger wrote: Knowing what races are being held, when and where, is a start, no?
The "plan" is to get to as many of them as I can.
One a weekend is a limit, but beyond that, just practical affairs (job, wife, children, etc.) and weather will deter me.
So, at max, I can row in seven head races this fall, one each weekend from 9/17 to 10/30.
It means he is going to be sitting on his arse drinking Thunderbird at home while everybody else is racing
"Of course, being a dumbass, I, rangerboy, am not aware that there are not seven head races near Ann Arbor this fall over this seven week period, therefore I cannot fulfill this commitment. In addition, as my "children" are all grown and out of the house, that's just an excuse and no one should pay it any attention. However, as my dear, long-suffering wife Cathy desperately wants me to get the hell out of the house as I've been off my lithium for several days now, I really don't have any excuse for traveling far away from Ann Arbor, except I might encounter another snow storm/flight delay/car malfunction/gap in the space-time continuum that would prevent me from making it to the starting chute. Combine that with the rather uncomfortable fact that I'm one of the lowest rated professors at Michigan and therefore my students would be only to glad to have me disappear from behind the podium and I will indeed be on the road looking for venues in which I can demonstrate the excellence of my rowing. That is, if I can find my way out of the basement, where I feel protected from the harsh realities of actually having to perform and thereby demonstrate to all yet again my complete incompetence and the stupidity of my coach and lack of any personal ability on the part of the coach's star pupil."
Note this is from the Mark VII(a) version of the RangerSpeak Translator; other, earlier versions had problems translating rangersyntax as they were confused by the term "SPI" which has no parallel in any known language on earth.