I'm going for one of these two:lancs wrote:bellboy wrote:Im going for a maternally enraged gorilla escaping from the zoo and holding him prisoner in his classroom!Two fine contributions to start the excuse list.PaulH wrote:My excuse guess: By the end of the month his ratio will be so huge that the monitor will auto power down between strokes, so he can't log a time.
Here's my suggestion:
A Spring heat wave in Michigan means The Pathological One will devote all of his time getting even faster OTW than Mike VB. The erg will be for gym rats like me only.
Either that or he will just totally blank it completely. It will be like he never even said he would pull a FM @1:48 (or is it 1:44 these days?)
1. a freak thunderstorm will strike his roof and raze Chez Cureton to the ground.
2. he'll be out on the lake when he gets lifted 1000ft in the air by a freak tornado.