D.adams Was Speedy, But Ain't Now!!

[[old] Sir Pirate]

On behalf of the U.K, I hereby claim the name known as “Speedy”, this has been stripped from Dwayne Adams as from this moment forward. <br /><br />I claim this right as of today. I covered the 2000m distance on a rower and clocked a time of 4:36.0 this is a whole 1 min 1sec quicker that the current 30-39 Hwt World Record. <br /><br />This in an unofficial WR , as I did not have any witnesses or let C2 know of my attempt.<br />I did try and contact Bill P, but was told he was to "busy" playing with some ring tones on his cell phone <br /><br />It was a “spur of the moment” row.<br />I did however leave a big puddle of sweat on the gym floor as proof of my effort, I can take a picture of this if you all so wish.<br />It was a tough row, a lot of face pulling and grunting sounds could be heard.<br /><br />The rower I did this on was a V-Fit Artemis air rower. If you saw it next to a C2 you would have trouble spotting the differance If they had a C2 at the gym I am sure I would have clocked the same sort of time for the 2K <br /><br />Dwayne, you ain’t so fast now brother, EAT DUST!!<br /><br />You want the "Speedy" title back, you are gonna have to work for it <br /><br />Sir "Speedy" Pirate<br />

[[old] allapologies916]

no offense, but its just the rower... something is wrong with the timing on it, because if you can pull a 4:36, then that means you could pull a 5:30 with no problem, which means, your a fuckin beast, which means, you should be on a national team or in a single... see, thats not the case though, because it is just the rower... and so yeah

[[old] Sir Pirate]

I will go along with your idea that I am a "a fuckin beast" <br /><br />The U.K let talent like me slip through there fingers all the time. How do I become a USA citizen <br /><br />Sir "Speedy" Pirate

[[old] Porkchop]

This screams for an investigation and numerous comments.

[[old] Coach Gus]

<!--QuoteBegin-Sir Pirate+Aug 31 2005, 11:18 AM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(Sir Pirate @ Aug 31 2005, 11:18 AM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I will go along with your idea that I am a "a fuckin beast"  <br /><br />Sir "Speedy" Pirate <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br />You are so full of....<br /><br />The only place where you can be referred to as speedy is regarding the "a fuckin beast" part.<br />

[[old] Bayko]

<!--QuoteBegin-Sir Pirate+Aug 31 2005, 07:18 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(Sir Pirate @ Aug 31 2005, 07:18 PM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I will go along with your idea that I am a "a fuckin beast"  <br /><br /> <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br />I am so jealous. I wanna be "a fuckin beast!" <br /><br />Rick<br />

[[old] John &#39;SugarBoy&#39; Foy]

Hey Sir P,<br /><br />That does not sound like the effort I read about today in the Roy v Pirate thread <br /><br />You crack me up <br /><br />Have you done the spot the difference on this forum yet???

[[old] Sir Pirate]

This was done 2 weeks ago. I have been on such a high since doing it that I forget to post it on the forum.<br /><br />Gus, no s**t! I did pull that time on that rower. The rower was working as it should too.<br /><br />I just unleashed the beast within!! <br /><br />Sir "Speedy" Pirate

[[old] tomhz]

<!--QuoteBegin-Sir Pirate+Aug 31 2005, 07:13 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(Sir Pirate @ Aug 31 2005, 07:13 PM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin-->On behalf of the U.K, I hereby claim the name known as “Speedy”, this has been stripped from Dwayne Adams as from this moment forward.  <br /><br />I claim this right as of today. I covered the 2000m distance on a rower and clocked a time of 4:36.0 this is a whole 1 min 1sec quicker that the current 30-39 Hwt World Record.    <br /><br />This in an unofficial WR  , as I did not have any witnesses or let C2 know of my attempt.<br />I did try and contact Bill P, but was told he was to "busy" playing with some ring tones on his cell phone  <br /><br />It was a “spur of the moment” row.<br />I did however leave a big puddle of sweat on the gym floor as proof of my effort, I can take a picture of this if you all so wish.<br />It was a tough row, a lot of face pulling and grunting sounds could be heard.<br /><br />The rower I did this on was a V-Fit Artemis air rower. If you saw it next to a C2 you would have trouble spotting the differance    If they had a C2 at the gym I am sure I would have clocked the same sort of time for the 2K  <br /><br />Dwayne, you ain’t so fast now brother, EAT DUST!!<br /><br />You want the "Speedy" title back, you are gonna have to work for it  <br /><br />Sir "Speedy" Pirate <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br />Speedy, you forgot to update your signature.<br /><br />

[[old] bmoore]

<!--QuoteBegin-Coach Gus+Aug 31 2005, 03:40 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(Coach Gus @ Aug 31 2005, 03:40 PM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Sir Pirate+Aug 31 2005, 11:18 AM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(Sir Pirate @ Aug 31 2005, 11:18 AM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I will go along with your idea that I am a "a fuckin beast"  <br /><br />Sir "Speedy" Pirate <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br />You are so full of....<br /><br />The only place where you can be referred to as speedy is regarding the "a fuckin beast" part. <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br />In that case, the 4:36 would be a significant overstatement!!!

[[old] Cran]

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.<br /><br />For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature. <br /><br /><img src='http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br />

[[old] Sir Pirate]

<!--QuoteBegin-Cran+Aug 31 2005, 09:07 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(Cran @ Aug 31 2005, 09:07 PM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.<br /><br />For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature. <br /><br /><img src='http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br /><img src='http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticon ... ese095.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

[[old] Sir Pirate]

Been thinking. <br /><br />I fancy a crack at a sub 14:00 5K based on my new 2K time. <br /><br />Sir "Speedy" Pirate

[[old] dadams]

<!--QuoteBegin-Porkchop+Aug 31 2005, 02:23 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(Porkchop @ Aug 31 2005, 02:23 PM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This screams for an investigation and numerous comments. <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br />Somebody call John Rupp!!

[[old] dadams]

Phil,<br />Congrats to you. I'll give the title up gladly the moment you suck a f**t out of my a**!! <br /><br />I was given the title of Speedy by the Taffs. I didn't come up with it on my own.