Pointless And Unending Arguments
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Is your life empty?<br /><br />You don't have teenage children and as a result you life lacks pointless daily arguments. The Forum helps, but you've become tired of certain fruitless and repetitive exchanges? How about a special thread devoted entirely to topics worthy of adolescents?<br /><br />Topics to consider:<br /><br />Should C2 consider one's performance on the Ab Lounger when selecting IRT members?<br /><br />Do herbal remedies improve your PATT percentage, or are they the cause of it?<br /><br />Is Sir Pirate really a buccaneer or simply the last remnant of the British navy? <br /><br />Do you need a teenage child to have routine arguments of dizzying logic, or is a spouse sufficient? <br /><br />Tom<br /><br /><br /><br />
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<!--QuoteBegin-TomR/the elder+Nov 21 2005, 06:06 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(TomR/the elder @ Nov 21 2005, 06:06 PM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin--><br /><br />Do you need a teenage child to have routine arguments of dizzying logic, or is a spouse sufficient? <br /><br />Tom <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br />Actually I do have a teenage daughter and tracking some of the above-mentioned posts keeps my skills sharp
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The skills necessary to participate in these forum arguments are more akin to the elementary school age, i.e. "Did not." "Did too." "Did not!" "Did too!" <b>"Did not!" "Did too!" </b><i><b>Did not!" "Did too!" </b></i> <u><i><b>"Did Not!" "Did too!" </b></i></u> <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><i><b>"DID NOT!!!!!!" SO THERE. I TOLD YOU SO!</i></b></span> "Did not."
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<!--QuoteBegin-Coach Gus+Nov 21 2005, 09:30 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(Coach Gus @ Nov 21 2005, 09:30 PM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The skills necessary to participate in these forum arguments are more akin to the elementary school age, i.e. "Did not." "Did too." "Did not!" "Did too!" <b>"Did not!" "Did too!" </b><i><b>Did not!" "Did too!" </b></i> <u><i><b>"Did Not!" "Did too!" </b></i></u> <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><i><b>"DID NOT!!!!!!" SO THERE. I TOLD YOU SO!</i></b></span> "Did not." <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br /><br />I know you are, but what am I?
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<!--QuoteBegin-Coach Gus+Nov 21 2005, 09:30 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(Coach Gus @ Nov 21 2005, 09:30 PM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The skills necessary to participate in these forum arguments are more akin to the elementary school age, i.e. "Did not." "Did too." "Did not!" "Did too!" <b>"Did not!" "Did too!" </b><i><b>Did not!" "Did too!" </b></i> <u><i><b>"Did Not!" "Did too!" </b></i></u> <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><i><b>"DID NOT!!!!!!" SO THERE. I TOLD YOU SO!</i></b></span> "Did not." <br /> </td></tr></table><br /><br />I'd have to vote for a similarity with my 2 & 4 year old. They work themselves into a frenzy, and then someone gets bit. Then they both get put in the corner. And then one of them is so upset she throws up. Then the other needs a diaper changed... IT NEVER ENDS!!!! AHHHHHHHHH. That's why I row, to escape the madness.
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"They work themselves into a frenzy, and then someone gets bit. Then they both get put in the corner. And then one of them is so upset she throws up. Then the other needs a diaper changed... IT NEVER ENDS!!!! AHHHHHHHHH."<br /><br /><br />Sheesh - it sounds like Congress!<br />
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<!--QuoteBegin-bmoore+Nov 22 2005, 01:45 AM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><div class='genmed'><b>QUOTE(bmoore @ Nov 22 2005, 01:45 AM)</b></div></td></tr><tr><td class='quote'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'd have to vote for a similarity with my 2 & 4 year old. They work themselves into a frenzy, and then someone gets bit. Then they both get put in the corner. And then one of them is so upset she throws up. Then the other needs a diaper changed... IT NEVER ENDS!!!! AHHHHHHHHH. That's why I row, to escape the madness. <br /> </td></tr></table><br />I would like to sound encouraging Bill, but to be honest, it is not going to be better any time soon!<br />I have three teenagers, 16 years old twins and a 15 years old daughter, and it is h***. Some days, I wish there was a reset button, or a delete key, that I could press to go back in time! When they were all in diapers, it was a piece of cake in comparison.
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herbal ab loungers with protien shakes have helped reach a new PB!<br />
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Threads like the "discussion" that engendered this one have provided me with whole -- er -- minutes of entertainment. I used to have three teenagers, but one turned twenty, and now she knows even more than she did as a teenager.
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Any stroke you can strike
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No, you can't. <br />Yes, I can. No, you can't.<br />Yes, I can. No, you can't.<br />Yes, I can,<br />Yes, I can!
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No, you can't. <br />Yes, I can. No, you can't.<br />Yes, I can. No, you can't.<br />Yes, I can,<br />Yes, I can!